University Light Bulb Jokes!

How many Queen's students does it take to change a light bulb?
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One, but it never really gets it done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.


How many Ryerson students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university.


How many Lakehead students does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. Thunderbay doesn't have electricity.


How many U of T students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under pressure.


How many Algonquin college students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it.


How many Laurentian students does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.


How many Waterloo students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of waterloo using that nuclear light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.


How many Western students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Five. One to change the light bulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.


How many McMaster students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.


How many Carleton students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the light bulb wouldn't go out.


How many McGill students does it take to change a light bulb?
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One. But she cant do it on a Friday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Seven. One to change the light bulb and 6 to throw a party just because. haha!


How many Memorial students does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. They are all too drunk, and too stupid to figure it out.


How many Guelph students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Seven. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure.


How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Five. One to do it and 4 to be in the Maclean's photo of it.


How many U of Victoria students does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!


How many UBC students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Four.One to do it and 4 to translate the instructions.


How many Laurier students does it take to change a light bulb?
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All of them. They make it a campus affair.


How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a light bulb?
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There's a university in Manitoba?


How many York students does it take to change a light bulb?
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Hopefully just 1, because the other 49 999 are too destroyed to be changing light bulbs.


How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One. She screws everything, why not a light bulb?

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Okay, so I'm home from Alberta. Got home Wednesday night. The past few days have been nice without mom. She got home this afternoon around 4. I haven't seen her, I'm at work.

Saw a lot of cool stuff, and bought way too much stuff on top of that. I'll post the pictures once I get my laptop back. It's out to be fixed and apparently the part (which is like $160) will take another 2 weeks to come in. Good thing I got it done now instead of during the school year. It'll cost like $250 thought if I think about labour costs. Damn

Anyway! Going to either see some of the old crew, or Brandon tonight. Hopefully both though!